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You come upon the Gamer House sponsored by Dell. You had always hoped to find it, but not so soon. Legend says that in the dankest depths of the gamer house lies a treasure that grants the wish of whoever finds it. Many have entered the gamer house in search of the treasure and found themselves lost forever. Only one person has escaped, but they have never spoken of what they saw. "Part of me is still lost in those rotten passages. That is all I can bear to say." It hardly seems big enough to get lost in. They probably just sent a noob to do a pro skilla's job. Who better to find the treasure than you, a notorious pro skilla playa killa?
[[Enter the gamer house->Dead End]]
[[Talk to immersion breaking skeleton->Immersion Breaking Skeleton]]
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(set: $found_penisplug to false)
(set: $solved_riddle to false)
(set: $found_2D_painting to false)<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/lamp_dimension.jpg" width = 700 alt="what is happening">
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This is neither where you came from or where you wanted to go. Are the stories true? Have you become trapped so quickly?
In this place, the laws of 3D spatial perspective seem to break down.
You notice a very small pipe that's at the same time big enough to crawl though. You see no other exits.
[[Crawl Through Pipe->Nintendo Fan]]
<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/dead_end.jpg" width = 700 alt="Dead end">
You enter the gamer house and meet an immediate dead end. It's just a bunch of junk. Just like the legends. *spits on ground*
[[Turn around->Lamp Dimension]] <img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/nintendo_fan.jpg" width = 700 alt="A REAL fan">
You emerge from the pipe and find yourself in another underground room. This one is much better furnished but you'd still rather be anywhere else. The room smells of piss dried onto concrete, which you never realized was so distinct until now. Something glimmers behind the VCR.
[[Check for artifact->Piss Mario]]
There are three paths out of here. A staircase goes to a higher floor, a door that goes to Garbage Lane and further into the underground, and the pipe you crawled here through like a disgusting plague rat.
You ponder where you'd be if you were a magical wish granting gamer treasure.
[[Crawl Back Through Pipe->Lamp Dimension]]
[[Ascend staircase->Upstairs Kitchen]]
[[Enter Door->Paper Plates Basement]]
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You've found the PISS MARIO. It's glowing with sexual energy. You make a wish upon PISS MARIO, but this is not the treasure.
[[Put it back->Nintendo Fan]]
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[[Enter bathroom->Bathroom1]]
[[Enter hallway->Hallway1]]
[[Descend Stairs->Nintendo Fan]]<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/intense%20gaming%20was%20done%20here.jpg" width = 700 alt="uh oh stinky">
You wade through the trash. This room didn't stink before, but distrubing the trash released a horrid strench and a cloud of flies. Intense gaming was done here, but where is the gamer?
[[West Door to Nintendo->Nintendo Fan]]
[[Wade through the trash beyond->Paperplates Wallstain]]<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/the%20troll%20hole.jpg" width = 700 alt="The Troll Hole">
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You enter a domain unfit for man nor beast. The dogs eat everything stinky, so the smell is not too bad.
(if: $gotfood is false)[
"This is the troll hole and I'm the toll troll. If it's the treasure you seek, you have to get past me. Bring my heckin doggos a treat from upstairs and I might let you pass."]
(if: $gotfood is undefined)[
"This is the troll hole and I'm the toll troll. If it's the treasure you seek, you have to get past me. Bring my heckin doggos a treat from upstairs and I might let you pass."
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(if: $gotfood is true)[
"Find any food yet?"
[[Give Cumshrooms->Dungeon 1]]
]
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[[Turn back to garbage lane->Go towards door]] <img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/bathroom.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
You're in a bathroom wowie
(if: $gotshrooms is false)[You see an odd shape shape on the floor.]
(if: $gotshrooms is false)[[[Examine Floor->cumshrooms]]]
[[Look in bathtub->Hair SCP]]
[[Return to kitchen->Upstairs Kitchen]]
You are in a hallway.
[[Bedroom A->The Spiders Parlour]]
[[Bedroom B->The Recycler]]
[[Bedroom C->The Dew Room]]
[[Go to kitchen->Upstairs Kitchen]]<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/beer%20jamboree.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
There's a door, but it's completely barricaded by beer cans. You try to move them but you're too weak. Maybe there's another way around?
Something seems odd about the keyboard. Maybe it's the treasure!
[[Examine Keyboard->Greasy Keyboard]]
[[Return to hallway->Hallway1]]
<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/halo%204.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
You see what looks to be a window outside. This may be your only chance, but if the gamer house never reveals itself to you again, you'll never have your wish.
[[Go through hole in the wall->The Mangaka]]
[[The Spider's Parlour->The Spiders Parlour]]<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/cumshrooms.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
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(set: $gotfood to true)
You find the CUMSHROOMS.
[[Take Cumshrooms->Bathroom1]][[Dungeon 2]]<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/new%20scp%20discovered.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
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You find the HYPERCLOD. It says "I am not the treasure" but you make a wish on it anyway.
The HYPERCLOD blushes at you thinking it's a treasure.
[[Stop looking at bathtub->Bathroom1]] <img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/the%20dew%20room.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
You enter the dew room. Mountain dew stretches as far as the eye can see. Is this the dew dumping site for the whole house, or is this the work of one gamer?
[[Climb through window->Other Dew Room]]
[[Return to hallway->Hallway1]]
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This just looks like a glorified dew room to me.
It has it's own bathroom.
(if: $found_2D_painting is false)[[[Talk To BPD Gamer]]]
[[Enter bathroom->Maxi Pad Bathroom]]
[[Go back through window->The Dew Room]]<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/beauty%20is%20truth%20true%20beauty%20that%20is%20all%20ye%20know%20on%20earth%20and%20all%20ye%20need%20to%20know.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
beauty is truth true beauty that is all ye know on earth and all ye need to know
[[Return to BPD lair->Other Dew Room]]
[[Flush self down toilet->Bathroom1]]<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/mangaka%202.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
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You enter the mangaka's studio. In the gamer house, to be a mangaka is a very respected position. They supply hentai to gamers throughout the Gaming House sponsored by Dell. You notice a very conveniently placed power outlet that mysteriously isn't being used.
[[Examine power outlet->The Penis Plug]]
[[Crawl back through hole->Halo 4]]
[[Examine garbage can->Shitcan Closeup]]
[[The Spiders Parlour]]<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/mom%20found%20the%20penis%20plug.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
You've found the PLUG OF MYSTERY. What is it's purpose? How did it originate? The mangaka may have already died with the secret.
[[Return->The Mangaka]]<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/83191555.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
This is no treasure
[[Return->The Recycler]]<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/the%20spider's%20parlour.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
You enter the spider's parlour. The spider descends from the ceiling.
"If you want to get past me, you must solve my riddles three!"
Note: the solution to this would open the secret poster tunnel but it's not implemented yet so just go
[[Take the spider's challenge]]
[[Return to hallway->Hallway1]]
[[Enter secret tunnel behind poster->Halo 4]]
<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/paper%20plates.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
The path extends
[[Garbage Lane East->Daily Streamer]]
[[Go towards Nintendo dungeon->Paper Plates Basement]]<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/dofkdofkdfokdf.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
You've reached the end of Garbage Lane.
(if: $seentroll is undefined)[A door to the east leads somewhere unexplored.]
(if: $seentroll is true)[The east door goes to the troll hole.]
The west goes to the other end of Garbage Lane.
(if: $seentroll is undefined)[[[Open East Door->Troll Hole]]]
(if: $seentroll is true)[[[Troll Hole]]]
[[West Garbage Lane->Daily Streamer]] Double-click this passage to edit it.<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/skeleton.gif" width = 400 alt="">
[[Return->Entrance]]
The skeleton speaks to you.
"Howdy partner. I'm going to explain the whole game here, so click that there Return button if you want to figure it all out yourself.
Some day I'll have outlasted my usefullness, but for now we get to be best friends.
First of all, I'd like it if you enabled autoplay for this site. If you don't, you'll have the choice to manually play each room's audio track but it's more fun if it plays automatically.
When you enter the gamer house, your goal is to find the legendary treasure and have your ultimate wish granted. Along the way you'll find artifacts that aren't the treasure, but you get a point for each one you find. It doesn't matter how many points you get but it's still fun to see how many artifacts you can find.
There's not much else to say, but if and when new mechanics are added I'll be here to explain them.
Mosey on, cowpoke."[[Dungeon 3]][[East Garbage Lane->Go towards door]]
[[West Garbage Lane->Paperplates Wallstain]]<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/gorillaz-painting.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
"2-D was born on May 23, 1978, to David and Rachel Pot. His real name is Stuart Pot (his last name was often thought to be Tusspot, though his father changed his name to "Pot" shortly before Stuart was born to avoid him from getting bullied at school), but is often shortened to Stu-Pot.
He was born in Crawley, England and was being educated at St. Wilfred's School (the same school that educated the members of The Cure). His father, David Tusspot, worked as a mechanic and owner of the Tusspot's Fairground. His mother, Rachel Tusspot, was a nurse who supplied Stuart with headache pills from his tree accident. While Stuart wasn't a very intelligent boy (indeed, he was often described as "a bit thick"), he was known as a kind person and had a general love of music. His parents recall a little ten-year-old Stuart bouncing around in his room listening to The Clash, Augustus Pablo, The Human League (his favorite band) and many other musicians of the sort.
He hit his head when falling from a tree at the age of eleven, causing all of his hair to fall out. When it came back it was a deep 'azure blue'."
[[Continue Listening]]
[[Stop listening->Other Dew Room]] <img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/gorillaz-painting.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
"On August 15, 1997, when he was 19, the drama in his life began, as hooligan Murdoc Niccals, age 31, purposefully crashed his Vauxhall Astra through the wall of Uncle Norm's Organ Emporium, where Stuart had been working, in an attempt to ram-raid it and steal the synths. Murdoc's bumper crashed into Stuart's face, landing him with an 8-ball fracture also known as 'hyphema', although he could still see through his injured eye. Murdoc was arrested and sentenced to carry out 30,000 hours (1,250 days) of community service as well as care for the incapacitated Stuart for 10 hours every week.
One year later, in a poor attempt to impress some women, Murdoc performed a 360 in a Tesco car park in Nottingham with his vehicle. This sent Stuart crashing through the windscreen, hitting his head on the curb, fracturing his other eye. When Stuart awoke after sliding through the cement for about a mile, he turned to look at Murdoc. This was the moment when Murdoc knew he had his frontman. "A blue-haired, black-eyed god", Murdoc recalls. Murdoc nicknamed Stuart '2-D', which stands for the "Two Dents" in his head. Rather amusingly, Stuart adored his new nickname, dropping the use of his birth name completely and even signing formal letters with the first name "Two" and surname "D". 2-D would appear to have a chronic history of violent blows to the head, coupled with a complete lack of natural intelligence. Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett commented on this, saying that he has a blank sheet of paper where a brain should be. Despite this, he serves as Gorillaz's lead vocalist."
[[Listen some more]]
[[Stop listening->Other Dew Room]]<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/gorillaz-painting.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
"2-D is the very first member that Damon and Jamie came up with for Gorillaz, despite sometimes saying it was Murdoc. He was loosely based on Stuart 'Stu' Lowbridge, a longtime friend of both Damon and Jamie's who has worked as Damon's stage engineer and live music co-ordinator for all of his projects since the beginnings of Blur. Originally, auditions were held to find a singing voice for 2-D, with one serious final contender being Rob Gallagher AKA Earl Zinger. However, Damon quickly realized that was not the way he wanted Gorillaz to work, and that the proper way to do it is to sing as 2-D himself, and instead use collaborators and guests, rather than have another singer be 2-D.
In 1998, 2-D and Murdoc moved into Kong Studios and assembled Russel "Hobbs to join them. 2-D's girlfriend, Paula Cracker, was originally the group's first guitar player but was soon fired after Russel caught her giving Murdoc a blowjob in the studio toilets. 2-D was upset about this and he and Paula broke up. Later, 2-D began dating Rachel Stevens, a former member of S-Club 7 and invited her to the band's first gig at the Camden Brownhouse.
After Gorillaz attended the record label signing party, Rachel broke up with 2-D the next day, after Murdoc spent most of the evening hitting on her to get her attention.
After Gorillaz played their last gig at the Isle of MTV in Portugal, Gorillaz moved to Los Angeles to write a film and tension began to grow between the band members. After suggesting many crazy ideas for the film, Murdoc snapped and attacked 2-D, almost choking him. Luckily, Russel saved him, but after that fight, the band split up.
In 1998, 2-D and Murdoc moved into Kong Studios and assembled Russel Hobbs to join them. 2-D's girlfriend, Paula Cracker, was originally the group's first guitar player but was soon fired after Russel caught her giving Murdoc a blowjob in the studio toilets. 2-D was upset about this and he and Paula broke up. Later, 2-D began dating Rachel Stevens, a former member of S-Club 7 and invited her to the band's first gig at the Camden Brownhouse.
After Gorillaz attended the record label signing party, Rachel broke up with 2-D the next day, after Murdoc spent most of the evening hitting on her to get her attention.
After Gorillaz played their last gig at the Isle of MTV in Portugal, Gorillaz moved to Los Angeles to write a film and tension began to grow between the band members. After suggesting many crazy ideas for the film, Murdoc snapped and attacked 2-D, almost choking him. Luckily, Russel saved him, but after that fight, the band split up.
During the Gorillaz hiatus, 2-D stayed in Los Angeles. He spent a couple of nights at Britt Ekland's flat, but he left because of her habit of running around naked, banging on the walls and never getting any sleep. 2-D finally left L.A to work on his father's funfair in Eastbourne. He used to collect money for a ride called 'The Switchback Ride', and there he met Shane Lynch, a former member of Boyzone, and they became good friends. By the time they met, 2-D adopted a teddy boy style and used to stroll the city along with Shane. 2-D didn't really think about Gorillaz until a couple of years later, when he received a text message from Noodle and, with that, he decided to return to Kong with fully restored confidence after he realized he was responsible for the Gorillaz’ success. "
[[Let them yet continue]]
[[Stop listening->Other Dew Room]]<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/gorillaz-painting.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
"After the El Mañana conspiracy, 2-D and Russel were frantic about Noodle's supposed death. Although it was a hoax, the band went separate ways but not for long. 2-D was, according to Murdoc, "...poncing off somewhere. He's probably gonna try and become an actor or a model or whatever..." According to an official mail-out from October 31, 2007, Murdoc says that "2-D is away on a vacation at a Jamaican beach." On November 13, however, the D-Sides text in the G-Shop stated that 2-D was currently completing a law degree. 2-D returned to the band during the events of 'Plastic Beach'. Murdoc had revealed that he had kidnapped 2-D and was holding him against his will on Plastic Beach, enlisting 2-D's vocal talents for use on the third Gorillaz album, Plastic Beach. It was revealed through various media on the trailer in which this kidnapping was revealed that 2-D was in a small flat in Beirut at the time, for reasons which are still unknown. On the Gorillaz website, it was stated by 2-D, in the Plastic Beach adventure game, that Murdoc had "kindly" gassed 2-D and shipped him to Plastic Beach, where he was being forced to sing for his new demos. His room was located on floor B2, and when you enter his room he would be found trembling on his bed. When you would talk to him he would ask who you are and that he didn't think anyone else was on the island. He stated that Murdoc has been gassing various people and forcing them to be on the album. Throughout an interview, Gorillaz - iTunes Session, 2-D deliberately insults Murdoc just to spite him for the horrible things he has done to him, and physically attacked him when Murdoc brought up the Paula Cracker incident, which is obviously a sore subject for 2-D. During the Escape to Plastic Beach World Tour, 2-D wrote his Gorillaz album The Fall which, apparently Murdoc knew nothing about. A new character also appeared on Plastic Beach. His name is Big Rick, who owned a record shop on the beach. It had been reported that the shop (previously locked) would open in time for The Fall's release. During the special XFM radio show to promote the Gorillaz's The Singles Collection 2001-2011 on the 27th of November 2011, Murdoc said that the last he'd seen of 2-D was when the whale Massive Dick bit a chunk out of the island. This included 2-D's room which he was in at the time ("Rhinestone Eyes" Storyboard Video) and thus he was presumed to have been eaten alive. It was later shown that 2-D was living with Murdoc, Russel, and Noodle at 212 Wobble Street, London in the "DoYaThing" music video. After the events of Plastic Beach, 2-D was eaten by a Great White Whale named Massive Dick and presumed dead. After years of consuming trash, the whale ultimately died from its diet and washed ashore. Stranded on a deserted island, 2-D was forced to eat the whale's rotting blubber to survive. Worth noting, 2-D had a perpetual fear of whales up until this experience, but now appears to have overcome it thanks to growing an emotional attachment to Massive. Months later, 2-D spotted a plane flying over the island. Unfortunately, the plane did not see him. 23 minutes later, he was in the middle of a beach party. It was later discovered that 2-D was in fact not lost at sea but, on the island of Guadalupe. In Heathrow, United Kingdom, a man approached 2-D and offered to drive him to West London to reunite with Murdoc and the rest of the band. After multiple failed attempts of persuasion from the man, 2-D agreed to reunite with his captor in West London to work on the band's next album. Following the incarceration of Murdoc, 2-D became the defacto (Temporary) leader of the band with Ace of the Gangreen Gang temporarily taking Murdoc's place as the band's bassist. With Murdoc holding 2-D both figuratively and literally, 2-D's confidence in his own abilities grew substantially enough that he went on to release his own album, The Now Now. After receiving a post-card from Noodle, on the 7th of September 2019 2D sent a post-card to the band while visiting Beirut. He informed Noodle that he received parts for a machine that she had previously mentioned building, and asked what the machine would be used for. The post-card arrived at Studio 13 on the 24th of September. The machine (revealed as the "Song Machine ") was activated on the 28th of January. The following day, the band announced their next project, Song Machine, a multimedia series of songs/music videos released episodically through 2020, as a continuously-updating playlist via streaming services. Like Noodle, 2-D's looks have evolved heavily throughout Phases 1 to 5. In Phase 1, 2-D is seen with very geometric, and almost purple hair at times, unlike in Phase 2, where his hair has seemed to gain a more realistic, lined tone and turned to an almost teal color. In Phase 3, 2-D is seen with much more realistic hair, larger eyes, and more tanned skin. In Phase 4 2-D's hair becomes a dark blue, his nose shape changes and his eyes become more oval. He also has one of his front teeth back and has started painting his nails. Further, his shape in Phase 1 was almost ruler-straight; in Phase 2 and onward, he seemed to gain some tone and shape and wrinkles, giving him more of a 'hippy' look, compared to his Phase 1 appearance. 2-D's speaking and singing voice have also deepened from Phases 1 to 4."
[[Escape into dissociation]]
[[Stop listening->Other Dew Room]](put: (prompt: "Your day of reckoning is close at hand. What is the BPD Gamers favorite band?") into $answer1)
You ansered: $answer1<img src="https://netshroom.neocities.org/GamerHouse/Images/gorillaz-painting.jpg" width = 700 alt="">
"That was a great conversation! You can have my 2D painting! Don't worry, I can make 10 of these in an hour and sell them on etsy. There are some real whackjobs out there about 2D.
(set: $found_2D_painting to true)
[[Take 2D Painting->Other Dew Room]] Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.